IT is spreading like wildfire. It’s the ultimate global pandemic – initially benign, highly infectious, and turns its victims into violent, cursing zombies. Perhaps the Mayan prophecy was two years late; the End Times is here, and it comes in the form of a bird with annoyingly pouty lips that it puts Angelina Jolie to shame – Flappy Bird (a.k.a. the Devil).
But really, this unholy creature is nothing but an app developed by Dong Nguyen for iOS and Android devices. It’s pretty simple, to be honest. It just requires you to tap the screen to make the abomination fly.
But then again, the wretched bird is either too heavy or the acceleration due to gravity in the Flappy Bird universe is twice that of Earth (in case you’ve forgotten your Physics, that would be 9.8 m/s2), that one missed tap would spell death.
You also pass through gaps between Super Mario World-esque pipes, avoiding bumping into them. But since this is the work of perverted hands, the bird is much more sensitive than Filipino netizens reacting to a negative comment about the country. If it gets near the pipes, the bird dies due to severe trauma to the head. On other occasions, the bird dies – without any proper reason. It just dies because it can.
Because of these circumstances, getting a score close to 100 is nearly impossible, which would mean the scores at the top of the leaderboard, with scores over a billion, must be gods. However, Nguyen did claim that no part of the game is meant to be impossible and also said that the game is easier on Android than iOS.
Nguyen originally designed it to become a platform game in 2012, but the project was later on scrapped. He says that the game was solely programmed by him in a span of two to three days.
The app was released on May 2013 for iOS but it was not until this year that it skyrocketed to popularity. No one, not even Nguyen himself, knows how (or why) it turned from an unknown game to something which rakes in an average of $50,000 a day through advertisements.
Several theories about how it rose to fame are all over the internet, but here are the two most prominent ones. The first one postulates that social media is the culprit for disseminating this life-ruining game. It spreads either directly (through a recommendation) or indirectly (by reading through the timeline or feed) from person to person without the developer having to spend a single cent. The second theory suggests that Nguyen may have used bots to cause its sudden popularity. When asked about this by The Telegraph, he declined to give a comment and said that he “would like to make [his] games in peace.” However, when asked again by Newsweek, he tweeted, “It doesn’t matter. Don’t you think?…If I did fake it, should Apple let it live for months.”
Regardless of whether its rise was faked or not, it has definitely become something which has caught the world’s attention. The very thing that its users hate, its being extremely difficult, is the same thing that users love. People want to beat their and other people’s scores that perhaps reaching a score of 50 is a very huge achievement that you can put in your resume. Part of its popularity is due to the fact that all people want to be the very best, like no one ever was.
Flappy Bird was at the peak of its hype when, suddenly, on February 9th at 3:02 AM, Nguyen took to Twitter to announce terrible (maybe a little bit fantastic) news – the death of Flappy Bird. He tweeted, “I am sorry ‘Flappy Bird’ users, 22 hours from now, I will take ‘Flappy Bird’ down. I cannot take this anymore.”
Some were dismayed and donned black veils, while others rejoiced as they can finally return to their normal lives. But the question is – why? Why would he take down something which has become so popular that it rakes in a lot of cash on a daily basis? People asked and begged, “Just give us a reason. Just a little bit’s enough.” But to no avail, Nguyen did not respond; although he did say that it has nothing to do with legal issues and that he still makes games.
Although he didn’t give a reason, he did drop a lot of hints on his Twitter account (@dongatory) with regards to this issue. He tweeted on the 8th of February, “I can call ‘Flappy Bird’ is a success of mine. But it also ruins my simple life. So now I hate it,” and then responded to tweets which congratulates and encourages him not to mind the hate. @Misterlukeherb asked him about his hate towards the success of his creation, to which he replied that he hates the way people are overusing his game.
It may take a long time for Nguyen to inform the public about the reason of his decision to take Flappy Bird down, but for now, we have to be satisfied with the fact that it isn’t only our simple lives that has been ruined by this game, but also his.
By Xavier Allen Gregorio
Screen captured by Charry Fatima D. Garcia