By Michellene Joy Camcam
It’s the most wonderful time of the year (admit it, you sang that part.). It’s the season where you take the time to prepare for the annual Noche Buena, to finally complete your promise for the past eight years to complete the Simbang Gabi, and to create a master plan how to efficiently and effectively hunt down your Ninong and Ninang because Pamasko is no laughing matter. Wars have been waged for that elusive small red envelope.
What I mentioned above are some of the traditions which we all can observe every year here in our beloved country. But have you ever wondered about the other countries’ tradition? Here are some of the most bizarre holiday traditions worldwide.
Caganer in Spain

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“El Caganer” literally means “the shitter”. Traditionally, it is a figurine depicted as a male with his pants rolled down mid-squat, showing his porcelain bum. I was going to tell you a poop joke but it’s really crappy. (Get it? Crappy? No? Okay.)
The version of Catalonians’ nativity scene has the caganer tucked away into a small corner, doing his own business, oblivious to the birth of the messiah happening few meters from him. It really give a whole new meaning to holy sh*t.
There are a lot of interpretations about this ranging from the figure representing the equality of people (apparently because everybody poops) to symbolizing the idea that God will manifest Himself when he is ready, regardless whether we are ready for Him. As to why they chose a squatting mid-fecal-ejection figurine to symbolize this idea is anybody’s guess. Maybe because when the Judgment Day comes, most of us will be caught pants down. Pun definitely intended
Folklore says that the farmers would be punished with poor harvest and bad fortune if they didn’t include a caganer within their nativity scene. Still, others believe it is a tradition grown from comic relief. Now I really want a version of El Caganer in our country.
Krampus in Austria

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Even Christmas season has its own monster. The yin to Santa’s yang. Krampus is more or less Santa’s partner like Mario and Luigi, if Mario is an old fat man who doesn’t know how to shave and blatant disregard for animal welfare and child privacy and if Luigi is a blood-crazed Christmas demon that likes to beat children with birch branch
Krampus himself historically comes around the night of December 5, tagging along with St. Nicholas. He visits houses all night with his good pal, and while Santa Claus was on hand putting candies and gifts for the good kids, Krampus beats naughty kids with birch branches or sometimes, if he’s feeling under the weather about all that birch-beating business, Krampus will abduct kids and stuff them to his sack whisking them away to be tortured or worse, make them listen to Willie Revillame’s mixtape non-stop, forever.
KFC Christmas in Japan

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Christmas isn’t really celebrated in Japan because of all that stuff about Shinto, but a December 25th tradition began and it centers on KFC. The craze started when the management of KFC revealed their first Christmas meal for visiting foreigners who wanted something that resembled a traditional holiday dinner. Turns out, the locals embraced the Christmas dinner a little too seriously, jump starting a unique ‘Christmas’ tradition that spawned three anime series, a live-action adaptation, 50-volume manga series, a game show, noodle branding, and a permanent addition to Japan’s mascot army. Just kidding.
Mari Lwyd in Wales

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The Mari Lwyd is a folk custom that consists of a horse’s skull that is decorated with ribbons and affixed to a pole; at the back of the skull a white sheet is attached, which drapes down to conceal both the pole and the individual carrying the infernal device. There’s nothing morbid about parading a white-washed skull of a deceased equine.
This custom is usually performed around dates of Christmas and New Year. The Mari Lwyd party consists of seven men who practically just play around and have some fun. The folklore says that their presence is said to bring good luck to any home or place they enter.
Cemetery Tradition in Finland

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Although going to a boneyard might seem out of place for the festive season, in Finland, it is a tradition to visit your buried relatives at sunset on Christmas Eve. Seeing hundreds of glowing candles in the snow can somehow be uplifting and serene. Their cemeteries also have memorial features where people can light candles for those who are buried elsewhere. Talk about how much they respect their dead, right? At least, Sam and Dean Winchester won’t have to take time visiting Finland to cast out enraged ghosts.
La Quema del Diablo (The Burning of the Devil) in Guatemala

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Around the 7th of December, Guatemalans sweep their homes, collect the trash around their property, and create a massive heap of litter on the street. The piles are crowned with an effigy of the devil and set on fire, and the Christmas celebration can begin.
It is said that it’s a symbolic cleansing ritual to obliterate evil spirits and negative energy throughout the upcoming festivities because blasts Satan from his socks that a well cooked crisps of burned garbage. Not today Satan, not today.
Yule Lad in Iceland

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In Iceland, children leave a shoe on their windows from the 12th to the 23rd of December. While they sleep, the folklore says that 13 magical Yule Lads or Yuletide-Lads trek their way down the mountains and leave treats in the shoes of well-behaved children while the naughty kids have rotting potato instead. Yuletide-lads became the Icelandic version of Santa Claus. But personally I think the children of Iceland are not that lucky having 13 Santas. One Santa entering your home while you sleep is creepy enough, imagine what 13 of them can do to you. Actually, Yuletide-lads originate from Icelandic folklore with each individual ‘Lad’ varies in personality from mere prankster to homicidal monster who eats children. It’s basically Santa and Krampus combined, times thirteen.
Hogmanay in Scotland

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While December 25 is usually a time for quiet reflection and bonding with your family, Hogmanay is a loud occasion celebrating the entrance of a new year. One of the most important traditions is called ‘First-Footing’. Once midnight strikes, signaling the start of the new year (January 1), all eyes await the arrival of the year’s first visitor. The person who crosses the home’s threshold first is said to be a predictor of good fortune in the year ahead.
Take note, this is not just any person in your premises. It should be a man or a woman with dark hair because they said that blondes bring bad luck, as if blondes weren’t unlucky enough. The ‘first-footer’ is also supposed to bring the household an array of gifts including coins, bread, and whiskey. Now that’s what you call high maintenance tradition.
Spider Web Tree in Ukraine

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Ukrainians dress up their trees with spider webs to welcome good luck into the coming year and no, this is not a Halloween decoration. An ancient lore tells of a poor family who grew a Christmas tree from a pinecone, the children are so thrilled by the idea of their own tree and spent months dreaming up ways to decorate it for the holiday but the family was penniless, they don’t have enough money to buy themselves a good Christmas decoration. Upon waking up, the children discovered that spiders have spun webs of silk around the tree’s branches and soon magically turned into silver and gold as the morning sun danced upon the tree’s bows.
Befana in Italy

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In Italy, you should not waste time sending letters to Santa Claus for your anticipated gifts because an ugly yet kind old witch named Befana controls the gift-giving duties in Italy.
As per tradition, on the eve of January 5, parents must leave out a plate of regional cuisine for Befana for promise of a stockings brimming with treats the next morning. It is said that the good old witch flies around the country with a broomstick (because how else would a witch travel?) entering each house by the chimney and delivering toys, clothing, and candy to well-behaved children.
Mummering in Newfoundland

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Newfoundland has a long tradition of Mummering (which is also done in other parts of Europe)– the practice of visiting neighborhood homes while dressed in elaborate disguises. They don’t just dress differently, they also make sure that their voices and even their acts are way different over the top than usual. Through singing, dancing, and comedic acting, the mummers try to remain unrecognizable to the people they’re visiting. If the homeowners identify the mummers, the unmasked reveler is gifted with food and drinks. This is basically a fun Halloween.
Beach Party in Australia

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In Australia, the holidays fall during summer. There’s nothing more Aussie way of celebrating the holidays by heading to the beach to indulge in picnics, swimming, and volleyball. Instead of creating snowman, they settle for building sandcastles or maybe a sandman, if there’s even such a thing.
Each country has its own quirky tradition during the holidays, some may seem odd to others due to the difference of cultures. No matter how crazy the practices were, it all sends a message of love, prosperity, and peace for us to accept and wallow.